Dear God in Heaven! Thanks for the laffs, I &^%:@!!! needed them, and congratulations on elaborating on one of JKR's funniest-ever lines ("remember Wizard Baruffio..."). Terrific little story. Only one issue: the fridge could stay where it fell, including the fish, but the buffalo and the bus must have gone somewhere? I expected the buffalo to charge one DE, at least. But still hilarious.