Fic: The Case of the Vanishing Pants, 4/5+epilogue (R, Sherlock/John)

Title: The Case of the Vanishing Pants; Part Four - The CLAN
Author: swissmarg
Rating: R
Characters: John/Sherlock
Word count: 8,148
Summary: Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the service of a case.
Warnings: Full male and female nudity. And manscaping. Yes, I went there. Also, homophobia, brief mention of cancer and mastectomy, and a completely transparent caseplot.
Disclaimer: The original Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Arthur Conan Doyle, and are now in the public domain. The BBC version upon which this story is based was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. This is a transformative fanwork which was created solely for fun, not material gain.
Notes: This is unbetaed because it's been delayed long enough already by vacation, surgery, and the temporary kidnapping of my laptop, and I'm leaving again for a week and didn't want to either delay this any longer or scramble for a beta reader at the last second. On another note, the CLAN is entirely fictional and not based on any specific club.

Part One - The Dehydrator
Part Two - The Plutonium Pellets
Part Three - The Resiniferatoxin

( Part Four - The CLAN )