SwissMiss' Creativity Outlet

Title: The Case of the Vanishing Pants, Epilogue - The Porn
Author: swissmarg
Beta reader: K
Rating: NC-17
Characters: John/Sherlock
Word count: 5,441/44,000
Summary: John and Sherlock lost their pants five time in the service of a case. The last time, they kept them off.
Warnings: None that are not implied by the rating and pairing.
Disclaimer: The original Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Arthur Conan Doyle, and are now in the public domain. The BBC version upon which this story is based was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. This is a transformative fanwork which was created solely for fun, not material gain.
Notes: I'm so sorry. I porned. It wouldn't leave me alone. Continues directly on from the end of Part Five, so you may want to go back and get a running start. Good luck.

And if you are new to the story, you can start at the very beginning:

Part One - The Dehydrator
Part Two - The Plutonium Pellets
Part Three - The Resiniferatoxin
Part Four - The CLAN
Part Five - The Pond

The whole thing on AO3

( Epilogue - The Porn )

Title: The Case of the Vanishing Pants; Part Five - The Pond
Author: swissmarg
Beta reader: LaDolceMia on AO3
Rating: R
Characters: John/Sherlock.
Word count: 14,850. Haha, oops.
Summary: Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the service of a case.
Warnings: Full male nudity, PTSD, possibly inaccurate medical information, roughhousing
Disclaimer: The original Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and are now in the public domain. The BBC version upon which this story is based was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. This is a transformative fanwork which was created solely for fun, not material gain.
Notes: Many thanks to the indomitable LaDolceMia for advice and ego stroking. I hope this rounds things out for everyone, and thank you, dear readers, for sticking it out!

Part One - The Dehydrator
Part Two - The Plutonium Pellets
Part Three - The Resiniferatoxin
Part Four - The CLAN

Note Part Five is posted in two parts because it is too long for one LJ post.

( Part Five - The Pond )

Title: The Case of the Vanishing Pants; Part Three - The Resiniferatoxin
Author: swissmarg
Beta reader: K (formerly similarfrowns)
Rating: R
Characters: John/Sherlock. I think we can safely call it slash now.
Word count: 4,500
Summary: Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the service of a case.
Warnings: Full male nudity. Tenuous medical information.
Notes: Ironically, while I was writing this, I got an inflammation in my wrist that the doctor prescribed an arthritis gel for. I was disappointed that it did not contain any capsaicin.
Disclaimer: The original Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Arthur Conan Doyle, and are now in the public domain. The BBC version upon which this story is based was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. This is a transformative fanwork which was created solely for fun, not material gain.

Part One - The Dehydrator
Part Two - The Plutonium Pellets
( Part Three - The Resiniferatoxin )

Title: The Case of the Vanishing Pants; Part One - The Dehydrator
Author: swissmarg
Rating: R
Characters: John, Sherlock; nominally gen, but let's be serious, we all know what's going on
Word count: 5,690 (this part)
Summary: Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the course of a case.
Warnings: Full male nudity. And Sherlock may talk about his penis a bit. More than a bit. I actually can't believe I wrote that part.
Notes: Thanks to similarfrowns for being a dear and looking this over on such short notice.
Disclaimer: The original Sherlock Holmes stories were written by Arthur Conan Doyle, and are now in the public domain. The BBC version upon which this story is based was created by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. This is a transformative fanwork which was created solely for fun, not material gain.


( Part One - The Dehydrator )