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Granting wish for:slu64
Theme: # 3 - crack
Pairing: Charlie/Anonymous Male and Dragon/Dragon
Prompt: Burnt
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 520
Author's note: Imagine the other guy is whoever (male) you'd most like to see Charlie with!
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Charlie 'Crispy Critters' Weasley sat astride a hulking mass of rock-hard reptilian muscle. Because he could, dammit. The feeling of scales against his thighs was his second-biggest turn-on. The first being smashing overripe Lumpapods under his armpits.
Aside from the sexual factor, however, the Horntail's back was the safest place to be at the moment, given the volcano of flames gushing forth from the dragon's maw, blackening everything in sight. Fifty-foot range the textbooks said? Fifty meters was more like it! Hell yeah, baby, FWOOMMMM! The power from the blast was so strong the bush he'd been aiming for not only burned to a blackened crisp in seconds, it disintegrated on the spot, leaving nothing more than a smudge against the rocky terrain.
"Whoo! D'you see that?" Charlie roared over the screeching of the dragon as he pulled her around, scanning the ground through his heat-resistant goggles for another target.
"Baby stuff!" the man on the other dragon bellowed back. He was guiding his mount in a tight holding pattern, goading the dragon into strafing the same boulder with its jet of flame until it was glowing.
Charlie figured out what was going to happen with just moments to spare. He barely had enough time to put up a Shielding charm before there was an ear-splitting CRACK! and the rock disappeared, sending out chunks of debris.
"Hell yeah!" The other man pumped his fist in the air and did a victory loop over Charlie's head before landing on the charred plain in a flurry of soot and dust.
Charlie brought the Horntail down and both riders dismounted.
"Man, that was freaking hot!" Charlie raved, grinning ear to ear. He slammed his dragonhide-clad fist into the other man's shoulder in acknowledgement of his awesomeness.
"Did you see it blow? BLAM!" The other wizard gesticulated in imitation of the explosion. "I bet we could do a huge mother if we coordinate both of them together," he went on, visibly excited. "We just have to--"
He was interrupted by a stream of fire that seemed to come out of nowhere, engulfing both men. Charlie automatically dove for the cover of a nearby rock even before he felt the telltale tightening of his skin.
"Aw, hell, Weasley! Didn't you tie her up?" his companion asked after a moment.
As soon as Charlie finished applying Cooling charms to his exposed face, he peered carefully around the rock to see what all the fuss was about, only to discover the Horntail currently being buggered six ways to kingdom come by the other dragon, her jaw hanging open and emitting random bursts of flame in rhythm with the male's thrusts. She didn't appear to have any problems with the treatment.
"Looks like she gets just as turned on by burning stuff up as me," the other rider mused.
"We're going to be here a while, you know," Charlie said, referring to the usual hours-long dragon mating ritual.
"Oh yeah. We're going to miss dinner for sure."
Charlie let a few moments pass before venturing, "You wouldn't happen to have any ripe Lumpapods on you, would you?"
hp_wishes summer 2010 activity.Author:
swissmarg Granting wish for:
slu64 Theme: # 3 - crack
Pairing: Charlie/Anonymous Male and Dragon/Dragon
Prompt: Burnt
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 520
Author's note: Imagine the other guy is whoever (male) you'd most like to see Charlie with!
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Charlie 'Crispy Critters' Weasley sat astride a hulking mass of rock-hard reptilian muscle. Because he could, dammit. The feeling of scales against his thighs was his second-biggest turn-on. The first being smashing overripe Lumpapods under his armpits.
Aside from the sexual factor, however, the Horntail's back was the safest place to be at the moment, given the volcano of flames gushing forth from the dragon's maw, blackening everything in sight. Fifty-foot range the textbooks said? Fifty meters was more like it! Hell yeah, baby, FWOOMMMM! The power from the blast was so strong the bush he'd been aiming for not only burned to a blackened crisp in seconds, it disintegrated on the spot, leaving nothing more than a smudge against the rocky terrain.
"Whoo! D'you see that?" Charlie roared over the screeching of the dragon as he pulled her around, scanning the ground through his heat-resistant goggles for another target.
"Baby stuff!" the man on the other dragon bellowed back. He was guiding his mount in a tight holding pattern, goading the dragon into strafing the same boulder with its jet of flame until it was glowing.
Charlie figured out what was going to happen with just moments to spare. He barely had enough time to put up a Shielding charm before there was an ear-splitting CRACK! and the rock disappeared, sending out chunks of debris.
"Hell yeah!" The other man pumped his fist in the air and did a victory loop over Charlie's head before landing on the charred plain in a flurry of soot and dust.
Charlie brought the Horntail down and both riders dismounted.
"Man, that was freaking hot!" Charlie raved, grinning ear to ear. He slammed his dragonhide-clad fist into the other man's shoulder in acknowledgement of his awesomeness.
"Did you see it blow? BLAM!" The other wizard gesticulated in imitation of the explosion. "I bet we could do a huge mother if we coordinate both of them together," he went on, visibly excited. "We just have to--"
He was interrupted by a stream of fire that seemed to come out of nowhere, engulfing both men. Charlie automatically dove for the cover of a nearby rock even before he felt the telltale tightening of his skin.
"Aw, hell, Weasley! Didn't you tie her up?" his companion asked after a moment.
As soon as Charlie finished applying Cooling charms to his exposed face, he peered carefully around the rock to see what all the fuss was about, only to discover the Horntail currently being buggered six ways to kingdom come by the other dragon, her jaw hanging open and emitting random bursts of flame in rhythm with the male's thrusts. She didn't appear to have any problems with the treatment.
"Looks like she gets just as turned on by burning stuff up as me," the other rider mused.
"We're going to be here a while, you know," Charlie said, referring to the usual hours-long dragon mating ritual.
"Oh yeah. We're going to miss dinner for sure."
Charlie let a few moments pass before venturing, "You wouldn't happen to have any ripe Lumpapods on you, would you?"
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Date: 2010-08-04 07:03 pm (UTC)'Crispy Critters'
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